Come run the hidden pine trails of the forest
I can open your eyes
Take you wonder by wonder
There's more to see than can ever be seen
More to do than can ever be done
So prepare for a chance of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational news
A shining new era
Is tiptoeing nearer
Let's get down to business - to defeat the Huns!
I can go the distanceI don't care how far
Somehow I'll be strong
I know ev'ry mile
Will be worth my while.
Why should I worry? Why should I care?
It's the time of your life, so live it well!
Everybody look left, everybody look right
Everywhere you look I'm
Standing in the spotlight!Some other folks might be
A little bit smarter than I am
Bigger and stronger too (Maybe).
When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
Ev'ry morning to help me get large
And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
So I'm roughly the size of a barge!
It's barbaric, but hey, it's home!