Friday, December 5, 2008

The Twelve Days of Finals

On the first day of finals, my professor gave to me one TI-83.

On the second day of finals, my professor gave to me two sharpened pencils and a TI-83.

On the third day of finals, my professor gave to me three (a day) cups of coffee, two sharpened pencils and a TI-83.

On the fourth day of finals, my professor gave to me four papers to rewrite, three (a day) cups of coffee, two sharpened pencils and a TI-83.

On the fifth day of finals, my professor gave to me five special journals, four papers to rewrite, three (a day) cups of coffee, two sharpened pencils and a TI-83.

On the sixth day of finals, my professor gave to me six hours of sleep, five special journals, four papers to rewrite, three (a day) cups of coffee, two sharpened pencils and a TI-83.

On the seventh day of finals, my professor gave to me seven (pages of) accounting transactions, six hours of sleep, five special journals, four papers to rewrite, three (a day) cups of coffee, two sharpened pencils and a TI-83.

On the eighth day of finals, my professor gave to me eight volunteering hours to schedule, seven (pages of) accounting transactions, six hours of sleep, five special journals, four papers to rewrite, three (a day) cups of coffee, two sharpened pencils and a TI-83.

On the ninth day of finals, my professor gave to me nine rows of math problems, eight volunteering hours to schedule, seven (pages of) accounting transactions, six hours of sleep, five special journals, four papers to rewrite, three (a day) cups of coffee, two sharpened pencils and a TI-83.

On the tenth day of finals, my professor gave to me ten nightmares of failing, nine rows of math problems, eight volunteering hours to schedule, seven (pages of) accounting transactions, six hours of sleep, five special journals, four papers to rewrite, three (a day) cups of coffee, two sharpened pencils and a TI-83.

On the eleventh day of finals, my professor gave to me eleven excel spreadsheets, ten nightmares of failing, nine rows of math problems, eight volunteering hours to schedule, seven (pages of) accounting transactions, six hours of sleep, five special journals, four papers to rewrite, three (a day) cups of coffee, two sharpened pencils and a TI-83.

On the twelfth day of finals, my professor gave to me twelve stressed out days!! eleven excel spreadsheets, ten nightmares of failing, nine rows of math problems, eight volunteering hours to schedule, seven (pages of) accounting transactions, six hours of sleep, five special journals, four papers to rewrite, three (a day) cups of coffee, two sharpened pencils and a TI-83.

When finals are over, I'll give to you--a much happier student Tori!

9 comments:

Denise said...

Good luck on your finals!!! I remember those only too well. Dropping by from SITS and hoping you don't have a too stress weekend cramming.

Vic said...

Good luck on your finals! Thanks for the smile! :)

Ms. Bar B: said...

Loved this! I too share this song. Good luck with all that you have to do! On Friday I will be freed from the death grip of the Fall semester and free to stare at the wall for a month.

mommaof4wife2r said...

so creative...and i love that you have the TI83~ so fun!!! our #3 kiddo's adoption thru foster care took 3 1/2 years...yikes and boo. thx for stopping by my blog today!

Random Hiccups said...

Thanks for stopping by yesterday! I really enjoyed this post! I so totally hear exam stress!! Good luck!

Vic said...

Hey I just awarded you the superior scribbler award at my blog head over there and snag the award for yourself.

Christina said...

Tori first thank you for visiting me on my blog come visit anytime! having your eyes dialated really stinks! Second good luck on your finals!

Jennifer P. said...

Thank you so much for the sweet compliment on my blog! I can soooooo relate to all the finals nightmares! Ugh! I'm in senior classes, so there's not a lot of testing---but there is a ton of big projects due. I'm just holding my breath till next week, then letting out a HUGE sigh!!!

Hang in there!

Kalei said...

Hope you are kicking those finals in the bumm! Nice 12 days of remix. clever. visiting after I saw a comment on my sisters blog, glad I checked out the post.

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